Spats with a 4-year-olds be like:
Mom, I’m hungry... can you fix me a ๐ญ !
Sure son, you want this, right? (Points ➡️ in fridge to designated ๐ญ drawer to confirm because he’s a picky 4-year-old eater... as they all are... and mom wants to make sure she’s giving appropriate requested cuisine)...
No mom, not that ๐ญ ... The other ๐ญ ... (good thing she pointed ➡️, right๐คท๐พ♀️?!)
๐ณ Son, those are the only hot dogs we have!
No mom, I want the ๐ญ with the bread on it!
Son, you mean a corn dog? But you pick all the bread off and only eat the ๐ญ๐!
Yes mom ✔️, I want YOU to pick all the bread off and then I can eat it! But I don’t want a hot dog!
Who do you think will win this battle ๐ค?
And yes, the ๐ญ drawer is a real thing because my culinary skills are -๐ฏ! And on day 1,257 of this quarantine, these kids are lucky I feel like feeding em’ at all ๐#QuarantinedWithNoCookingSkillsBeLike ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ (searches for emoji to represent burnt boiled water...)
And in case you need to prove your point to a 4-year-old, here's a graphic informational video that might help lol...
Ok, I’m done! Thanks for listening ๐!
#JustJacQuaye
#InnerThoughts
#OuterExpression
#ServitudeAtItsFinest
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