So, I often think about the movie “Bad Moms” and wonder which side of the spectrum would I be on๐คท๐ฝ♀️... Am I more of the “non-cookie-baking” mom who buys store bought treats and the “I conveniently forgot to wash (for three days now) so I sent my kids to school with dirty socks and drawers (for three days now ๐)” type of mom... or am I the perfect mom who has everything together?
I’m definitely NOT the latter. As such, when my four-year-old reaches for garlic bread sticks and Cool Ranch Doritos in the a.m. after I’ve told him to just wait until he gets to school for breakfast (because, “Ma, I hung-wee”) and he doesn't listen (because apparently, that’s against a preschooler’s religion), then I unfortunately have the burden of feeling guilty about sending him to school with rotten breath!
Granted, I do have extra toothbrushes and toothpaste in the car, but that doesn’t work on such a deadly combo! As such, I feel bad because his dragon breath will soon be firing off at the teacher along with 10+ other kids who probably ate Cool Ranch Doritos this morning too.
So what do I do? I walk in, pray that my child’s teacher knows that I don’t have anything against her, that I’m not looking to torture her on purpose and that I really am a good mom, in spite of ๐(besides, she knows this because she’s got small kids too)! Anddddd then my mom logic kicks in which makes me feel a bit better... “They brush their teeth at least once while at school anyways”๐ค๐ฝ๐.
KZoo Mamas, just a reminder to celebrate the victories! For most, school is over for today, work is almost complete, dinner is almost served (whether it’s some crockpot family tradition that’s hearty and healthy... or pizza and chips... or Ramen Noodles (and more Cool Ranch Doritos๐) #NoShameFromThisWaySista...
January 29th is almost calling to tuck our babies away for the night! We’ve loved on them and provided for them all day long. Almost time to relax our own minds, hearts and bodies for the day ๐ฅฐ! Job well done KZoo Mama ๐❤️!
(Ps- I seriously don’t know why I wonder which side I’d be on ๐คฆ๐ฝ♀️๐๐... I’m totally on Mila Kunis’ team lmbo!!!)
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